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Aussie Pub Couch approved. VB in one hand, Emu Export in the other, ciggie in the ashtray, servo pie on the floor. If this doesn't sum up your Saturday, we don't know what does.
Premium AS Colour tee, built to last through footy season and beyond
Bold front print — mates will be quoting it at the next BBQ
Unisex fit, true to size
Designed in-house by Knows Beers
Grab one before you're cooked too.
Garment Measurements
Built Different. Cooked The Same – Funny Aussie Beer T-Shirt (Black/White)
$39.95
Built Different. Cooked The Same is a funny Australian beer t-shirt: wombat three tinnies deep on game day. Made for the pub, the footy, the barbie and smoko.
- AS Colour tee
- Unisex fit – see size chart
- Colour: Black/White
- Printed in Australia
- 2 for $75 · 3 for $99, mix any designs · free AU shipping on 2+
Aussie Pub Couch approved. VB in one hand, Emu Export in the other, ciggie in the ashtray, servo pie on the floor. If this doesn't sum up your Saturday, we don't know what does.
Premium AS Colour tee, built to last through footy season and beyond
Bold front print — mates will be quoting it at the next BBQ
Unisex fit, true to size
Designed in-house by Knows Beers
Grab one before you're cooked too.
Garment Measurements
| Size | Body Width (cm) | Body Length (cm) |
| XSM | 43 | 68 |
| SML | 47 | 71 |
| MED | 52 | 75 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 78.5 |
| XLG | 61 | 82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 | 85 |
| 4XL | 75 | 87 |
| 5XL | 80 | 89 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing garment flat.
- Body Width: Measure from armpit to armpit
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
- Please note, measurements can vary 2.5cm, this is within our tolerance