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VB, XXXX and a servo pie in the mix, sunscreen nowhere near where it needed to be. Basically the national bird of a big weekend.
Premium AS Colour tee, built to last
Bold front print that'll cop a laugh at the pub
Unisex fit, true to size
Designed in-house by Knows Beers
For every legend who's ever ended up looking exactly like this.
Garment Measurements
Cooked Cockatoo – Funny Aussie Beer T-Shirt (Grey Marle/White)
$39.95
Cooked Cockatoo is a funny Australian beer t-shirt: cockatoo after a big weekend, empties stacked. Made for the pub, the footy, the barbie and smoko.
- AS Colour tee
- Unisex fit – see size chart
- Colour: Grey Marle/White
- Printed in Australia
- 2 for $75 · 3 for $99, mix any designs · free AU shipping on 2+
VB, XXXX and a servo pie in the mix, sunscreen nowhere near where it needed to be. Basically the national bird of a big weekend.
Premium AS Colour tee, built to last
Bold front print that'll cop a laugh at the pub
Unisex fit, true to size
Designed in-house by Knows Beers
For every legend who's ever ended up looking exactly like this.
Garment Measurements
| Size | Body Width (cm) | Body Length (cm) |
| XSM | 43 | 68 |
| SML | 47 | 71 |
| MED | 52 | 75 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 78.5 |
| XLG | 61 | 82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 | 85 |
| 4XL | 75 | 87 |
| 5XL | 80 | 89 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing garment flat.
- Body Width: Measure from armpit to armpit
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
- Please note, measurements can vary 2.5cm, this is within our tolerance