King of Smoko – Funny Aussie Beer T-Shirt (Black/White)
White / XSM
$39.95
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The bloke who disappears at smoko and somehow doesn't come back for 45 minutes. The one who's already got his boots off, esky open, and a cold one cracked before the foreman's even found a spot to sit.
👑 He doesn't clock watch. He is the clock.
Throne? A 65-litre Styrofoam esky.
Crown? Balanced perfectly on a hard hat.
Power tool? A longneck.
This is not a man who cuts smoko short. This is a man who extends it through sheer force of personality and a well-timed "just finishing up, boss."
All hail the King of Smoko.
This tee is for the bloke who treats a 15-minute break like a sacred institution. Wear it on site. Wear it off site. Wear it as a warning to management.
100% cotton. Printed in Australia. Smoko not included — you'll have to organise that yourself.
King of Smoko – Funny Aussie Beer T-Shirt (Black/White)
$39.95
King of Smoko is a funny Australian beer t-shirt: esky throne, hard-hat crown, longneck in hand. Made for the pub, the footy, the barbie and smoko.
- 100% cotton tee
- Unisex fit – see size chart
- Colour: Black/White
- Printed in Australia
- 2 for $75 · 3 for $99, mix any designs · free AU shipping on 2+
The bloke who disappears at smoko and somehow doesn't come back for 45 minutes. The one who's already got his boots off, esky open, and a cold one cracked before the foreman's even found a spot to sit.
👑 He doesn't clock watch. He is the clock.
Throne? A 65-litre Styrofoam esky.
Crown? Balanced perfectly on a hard hat.
Power tool? A longneck.
This is not a man who cuts smoko short. This is a man who extends it through sheer force of personality and a well-timed "just finishing up, boss."
All hail the King of Smoko.
This tee is for the bloke who treats a 15-minute break like a sacred institution. Wear it on site. Wear it off site. Wear it as a warning to management.
100% cotton. Printed in Australia. Smoko not included — you'll have to organise that yourself.