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They're gaining on you, mate.
But here's the thing — you've got a beat-up 4WD, a carton on back seat, a cold one in your hand, and absolutely zero plans to slow down.
🍺 You can't outrun the cost of living. But you can outrun it in style.
Just remember the golden rule:
Outrun the bills. Never outrun the beers.
This tee is for every bloke keeping his head above water and his stubby below the chin. Wear it proud. You've earned it. Probably.
100% cotton. Printed in Australia. The mortgage is not included.
Outrun the bills – Funny Aussie Beer T-Shirt (Grey Marle/White)
$39.95
Outrun the bills is a funny Australian beer t-shirt: beat-up 4WD outrunning the cost of living, carton on the back seat. Made for the pub, the footy, the barbie and smoko.
- 100% cotton tee
- Unisex fit – see size chart
- Colour: Grey Marle/White
- Printed in Australia
- 2 for $75 · 3 for $99, mix any designs · free AU shipping on 2+
They're gaining on you, mate.
But here's the thing — you've got a beat-up 4WD, a carton on back seat, a cold one in your hand, and absolutely zero plans to slow down.
🍺 You can't outrun the cost of living. But you can outrun it in style.
Just remember the golden rule:
Outrun the bills. Never outrun the beers.
This tee is for every bloke keeping his head above water and his stubby below the chin. Wear it proud. You've earned it. Probably.
100% cotton. Printed in Australia. The mortgage is not included.