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But mate — the beer is cold, the schooner is full, and it's glowing like the holy grail under a single bare bulb.
🍺 Some blokes have it all figured out.
No distractions. No clutter. No unnecessary expenses like "curtains" or "a couch."
Just a milk crate, a singlet, and a premium beer held aloft like a trophy earned through years of questionable financial decisions.
Priorities sorted.
This tee is for the bloke who knows what matters in life and has absolutely no regrets about it.
100% cotton. Printed in Australia. Furniture not included.
Priorities Sorted – Funny Aussie Beer T-Shirt (Grey Marle/White)
$39.95
Priorities Sorted is a funny Australian beer t-shirt: milk crate, singlet and a glowing schooner. Made for the pub, the footy, the barbie and smoko.
- 100% cotton tee
- Unisex fit – see size chart
- Colour: Grey Marle/White
- Printed in Australia
- 2 for $75 · 3 for $99, mix any designs · free AU shipping on 2+
But mate — the beer is cold, the schooner is full, and it's glowing like the holy grail under a single bare bulb.
🍺 Some blokes have it all figured out.
No distractions. No clutter. No unnecessary expenses like "curtains" or "a couch."
Just a milk crate, a singlet, and a premium beer held aloft like a trophy earned through years of questionable financial decisions.
Priorities sorted.
This tee is for the bloke who knows what matters in life and has absolutely no regrets about it.
100% cotton. Printed in Australia. Furniture not included.